bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via xbones-crew)

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘SWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

(via thatgreentwo-tonevan)

churchofhotgabilliam:

Plot twist: the young veins play a concert again
Plot twist: the young veins rip their faces off and is actually old panic back together
Plot twist: old panic rips their faces off and is actually the academy is back together
Plot twist: the academy is rips their faces off to reveal fall out boy.
Fall out boy proceeds to play a full length concert.

(via sheshedsherskinonstage)

neat-girl:

why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me 

(via thatgreentwo-tonevan)